2. Fake tan, if applied with a cautious hand, does not necessarily make you look like a clementine in a frock.
3. Sometimes accidentally buying a dress that's 2 sizes too small is not a disaster.
4. It's possible to bruise your pelvis.
5. That parents, who find that they rein themselves all the time, will, once the cocktails have kicked in, suddenly develop Tourette's (or is that just me?).
6. Eating like a ravening frothing carb beast is the key to preventing hangovers. Small child has been playing the tiny squeaky trumpet and due to general freshness, I don't want to curl into a ball and rock in a corner...
7. Newcastle is awesome x